Being a super hero is amazing. Everyone should try it.
What’s the number?
That’s how much you’re worth.
"your whole ass is out in those shorts"
my personal style is called “i don’t have the money for my preferred aesthetic”
HEY FOLLOW c0ldb0nes SHE HAS A RLY CUTE BUTT
Dracula asks the important questions.
let’s just watch movies in just our underwear and kiss a lot
I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry
ive never seen something that describes me better than this does
my actual eternal emotion is that one time in night vale when cecil was like “and now, a word from our sponsors: *long drawn out moan*”